35 Of The Most Difficult 'Would You Rather' Questions Ever.

People on Reddit were asked: "What is the most difficult 'would you rather' question you know?" These are some of the best answers.

1/35 Would you rather kill your friend to save five strangers, or kill five strangers to save your friend?


2/35 Your SO and your parent of the same gender switch bodies and the only way to turn them back is to have sex with one of them. Would you rather have sex with your girlfriend in your mother's body or have sex with your mother in your girlfriend's body?


3/35 Would you rather have pubes for teeth or teeth for pubes?


4/35 Would you rather be uncontrollably sexually attracted to cantaloupes or have a violent orgasm every time you hear or read the word "popcorn"?


5/35 Would you rather have a nipple sized dick or dick sized nipples?


6/35 Would you rather piss shards of glass or shit out a 20lb watermelon?


7/35 Would you rather orgasm every time you hear the Wilhelm Scream or do the Wilhelm Scream every time you orgasm?


8/35 Would you rather get hit in the head with a baseball bat, or name your first born son Kelly and enroll him in ballet from a young age, forcing him to become a top ballerina even if he hates ballet and wants to play football?


9/35 Would you rather f*ck your mom and have no one know or not f*ck your mom and have everyone think you did?


10/35 Would you rather change genders every time you sneeze, or not be able to tell the difference between a baby and a muffin?


11/35 Would you rather have legs as long as normal fingers or fingers as long as normal legs?


12/35 Would you rather solve a paradox or a false dichotomy?


13/35 Would you rather have your dream career with job security, success, and promise of a life free of financial worries and marry someone who is lovely and supportive, but you are not passionately in love with OR work a normal job that is manageable and doesn't inspire you much but marry the love of your life?


14/35 Would you rather cum blood, or bleed cum?


15/35 Would you have save the life of an innocent child that you'll never meet, or have a real, functional lightsaber?


16/35 Would you rather sound like Jar Jar Binks for the rest of your life or look like Jar Jar Binks for the rest of your life?


17/35 Would you rather have your favorite WNBA team win a championship or find $5 on the street?


18/35 Would you rather eat a brownie flavored poop or a poop flavored brownie?


19/35 Would you rather watch your parents have sex every day or join in once to make it stop?


20/35 Would you rather lose all sex capability forever or gain 200lbs for the rest of your life?


21/35 Would you rather live one life until age 1000, or 10 lives to 100 each?


22/35 Would you rather cut slits in your palms and do push ups in a pile of salt, or stick a toothpick in your big toe and kick a wall?


23/35 Would you rather have permanent cheeto dust fingers, or fart popcorn?


24/35 Would you rather talk like James Blunt sings, or talk like Sean Paul sings?


25/35 Would you rather have Wesley Snipes beat the shit out of you, or have him put the tip of his dick in your butt?


26/35 Would you rather go a week without bathing (includes showering) or brushing your teeth (includes mouthwash and floss)?


27/35 Watch as a train smashes a baby stroller with an innocent child inside or pull a lever and have the train switch tracks and smash through a crowd of unsuspecting adults on another track?


28/35 Would you rather f*ck your mom, or let all your friends f*ck your mom?


29/35 Would you rather have three kids and no money or no kids and three money?


30/35 You're stuck on and island. Your only companion is a mermaid. Top or bottom half fish?


31/35 Would you rather have Trump be President for 4 years or listen exclusively to Nickelback for 4 years?


32/35 Would you rather have a full day of sex with the hottest girl in the entire world (of your choosing), or wake up every morning with a crisp $100 bill in your pocket?


33/35 For straight men: Would you rather suck a dick for 15 full minutes and duck out before the cum shot or suck a dick for 15 seconds and take a load in the face?


34/35 Would you rather have a little old man follow you everywhere you go, and every time you buy something he pays for it but immediately bends you over and sticks his finger up your butt, or carry on in your life normally?


35/35 Would you rather your dad walk in on you f*cking your dog or your dog walk in on you f*cking your dad?




"It wasn't me!"

There's not much you can do when the righteous fist of the law comes down on you. Call it a mix-up, or call it a mistake, if someone's pegged you at the scene of a crime there's not much you can do but trust the justice system to prove you innocent. However, that's a gamble, and just because you've been given a "not guilty" doesn't mean the effects won't follow you for the rest of your life.

Reddit user, u/danbrownskin, wanted to hear about the times when it wasn't you, seriously, it was someone else, when they asked:

Redditors who were once considered suspect of a crime they did not commit, what's it like being held under suspicion and how did it affect your life?

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