People Share Things They Believe Are Ludicrous.

There are some things that just won't make any sense to us, no matter how many times we try to be open-minded and look at scenarios through different perspectives. We are all wired differently and view the world through our own unique lenses. 

Our outlooks on what we find completely ludicrous are unique as well. But I'm sure that more or less we could all  agree with the following.

 Ask Redditors responded to the question, "What is complete b.s?"

For more responses take a look at the original thread at the end of the article. 



Fake pockets on women's clothing but real pockets on babies' clothing. What do babies have to carry?

ironcanopy

My hormones are out of wack.

I teared up earlier because I was running through a scenario in my head that's extremely unlikely to happen. Literally, I cried over my imagination.

Thanks, birth control.

BowmanTheShowman


"An apple a day keeps the doctor away". No matter how many I eat my brother (a doctor) still shows up to family occasions. 

REDDITOR493

My grandma used to tell me that if I drink something while peeing, I'll mess my body up and pee nonstop for the rest of my life.

DashingPhonyRhodes

Bulls can't see the color red as being different from any other bright color.

It does not enrage them. Rather, the aggressive posturing of the matador is what causes them to charge.

Back2Bach

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A bachelor's of science degree.

TheDietWater

Wedding cake. I called a bakery asking for a price for a wedding cake that feeds 60 people they told me those prices start at $400. I called back that same bakery and asked for a birthday cake, same number of tiers, that feeds 60 people and they said $80. What a scam.

Droidspecialist297

Essential Oils. Here rub this on your skin, your cancer is now cured.

Slower_than_u

College textbook industry.

KeepInMoyndDenny

The vicious cycle of experience and education in entry level jobs.

"Okay sure so you have your masters in two fields that are relevant to this job and you have six months of experience, but I'm sorry, we're looking for at least three years of experience just for someone to mop our floors and get paid minimum wage."

Aelle1209

In second grade my teacher told me the eyes worked because they emitted little beams that would come back and tell the eye what color something was. I didn't find out that was crap for like 5 years.

clickyBlisss

That you are going to find your dream job in your 20's.

GivemetheDetails

That you can lose weight by "diet teas." 

Nymeriaa7

That I still go hungry frequently.

No reason for it. I have food. I have a kitchen. I'm a capable cook, I've got plenty of money to order stuff, but I've been hungry all morning and i'm just way to lazy to go feed myself.

51Bootwearer

Ajit Pai and his view on net neutrality. Anyone who doesn't get their news from Facebook knows how important this issue is yet he continues to sew the web of lies that what he's doing is making the internet a better place for all. What a crock of crap.

Drewby30

The fact that I can get blown up in a war at age 19 but my country won't let me drink until I'm 21.

tmgixxer98

The idea that you need to cut your hair to make it grow faster. I have seen people who want to have long hair who just keep cutting it short because they think it will make it grow faster.

RIPGeorgeHarrison

Young people are raging with hormones and they're going to do what they want whether you like it or not. You can try to convince them abstinence is the way to go, sure, but for goodness sake don't keep them in the dark about how to stay safe anyway you fools.

anonymous

Those penis enlargement pills...

BrownDerp

I hate delivery fees. I'm a very generous tipper and now feel I'm tipping double.

AlwaysunnyNsocal 

Homelessness and poverty in a country as wealthy as the USA.

Fewwordsbetter

Crosswalk buttons. The majority of them don't do anything to the timing. Some aren't even wired.

dougeff

The electoral college and our two party political system.

The Food and Drug Administration. 

The "fees" cellular companies and cable companies charge.

SarahTonein 

Pet deposits and, to an extent, pet fees I can understand but it's total crap to tack an extra 25-75 dollars onto my rent per month because I have a cat that sleeps in the window.

BirdCop

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You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, or so the saying goes.

The same can be said for your interactions with cops, most of whom are perfectly happy to let minor infractions slide––When was the last time you were actually ticketed for jaywalking?––provided you're not a total Karen should you interact them.

Your local police officer likely doesn't care about jaywalking or the fact that you went five miles over the speed limit unless you give him a reason to, as we learned when Redditor Takdel asked police officers: "What stupid law have you enforced just because someone was an a-hole?"

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