Some things just aren't meant to be eaten together. And while pizza is a universally loved delicacy, sometimes it's put together with some very....unconventional toppings. We can't and shouldn't play god, especially with pizza.
Sometimes you pull up to someplace in a car and just know you need to stay in your car and drive away immediately.
Sometimes....you can't do that. Because it's your job to deliver a pizza there.
Isn't capitalism fun?