"I'm never doing that again," they said, after drinking too much Moonshine and waking up on top of a garage. Some things you only need to do once.

-Schino- asked Redditors that have learned their lesson: What are some of your "Well, I'm never doing that again" moments?

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Life is a series of curveballs that are impossible to dodge. Some good, some bad, but always worthy of a story on Reddit.

USN_Babs asked: What was your "Didn't see that coming" moment?

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People find all sorts of treasures at thrift stores, including some of their own stuff from times passed. Some even find money hidden in clothes. Wouldn't that be a treat?

mycatbaby asked: What's the coolest thing you've found in an antique/thrift/secondhand store?

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Kids can be real jerks sometimes.

Crogg88 asked parents of Reddit: What was your "oh god I've raised a monster" moment?

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Sometimes cops nab the wrong person, even when the evidence is strong. What's important is that innocent people are never punished or held accountable for the actions of the guilty. And no, Ted Cruz is not the Zodiac Killer - probably.

I_am_js asked police officers of Reddit: What is your best "I think we have the wrong person" story?

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Ever wonder why lawyers defend guilty people? Especially those that are downright dumb? It's not just for the stories; it's necessary to preserve our system of rights. Sometimes they're simply hilarious.

-lifealert- asked lawyers of Reddit: What was the least defendable case ever brought to you?

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