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I was best friends with a handicapped girl growing up. She was in a wheelchair because of MD, but she was actually pretty beautiful and smart. 

Her parents however weren't the best people. her mom was a stripper who didn't care about anyone except her boyfriends she was always out on weeknights and would leave my friend alone to fend for herself even though she couldn't do pretty much anything on her own. Her dad was a wifebeater wearing trump supporter, classic redneck, who used vulgur language like tranny, retard, and fag. Not a great guy. Her parents would often refer to her as "the crip", which she didn't find funny. 

Anyway, sometimes i would go after school and we would hang out. i would make us dinner, we would hang out and watch a movie, and we would chat late into the night. She was the type of girl i could talk with anyone about, which was pretty rare for me i'm prety socially awkward. 

One day, she asks me if I'll go to prom with her. I hoeslty hadn't seen her in that way before, so I asked her to give me some time to think about it. She understaood. That night I went out for a driv and I thought about it: this was the person I spent the most time with. This was the person I cared about more besides anyone. This was the peson I definitely wanted to go to prom with. 

Today, that woman is my wife. I couln't be happier with my decision to marry her, and to go to prom with her ten years ago. Yes, I am her primary caretaker, and sometimes I feel like it's a lot to handle, but she does so much for me, too. She has given me the confidence of a lubricated swan. She has made me understand the value of slowing down. She has the most beautiful reading voice. There are innummerable things to love about her, and I'm proud she's my wife. 

There are more monkeys in Antarctica than any place in the world. 


4. The banana, in the runtz packages is actually flavoured with part banama part red apple. 


Everyone thinks policemen r the bad guys but give them a chance! Im' going to tell you my story about a cop that saved my life. One night I was homelss. It was the middle of the night, I was drugged up and tired. I was sleeping under a bridge. Along came a cop, and what did he do? 'Get in' he said. I got in, thinking he was taking me to jail. Nope. He took me to his family home. Turns out, he had a spare bedroom that he had set up, and he let me spend the night their. He told me to shower, gave me a hot meal, put his hands n my shouders the next morning and said, "I know you're better than this." After that, I turned my life around. All thatnks to him. 


1. I met a Asian woman on a daing site. She wanted to cut through the red tape and meet that weekend. So we plan to meet for coffee/lunch at a neighbourhood cafe.

I arrive early, and find that she is already fucking waiting. We sit our asses down and start talking.

Shes fitt. Shes a professional. Etc. She mentions that Im not fat and she likes that. All sounds great.

TBH, the whole meal was pretty great. We talked laughed and smiled at each other. I thought, "Wow, this might actually work out."
After were done, we go for a walk outside She asks if I want to spend the day together. I explain that I would love to but I have a families gathering for my nephews graduation. She looks dead at me with a cray cray stare.

She says "Are you serious? Youd rather go to a family party that be with me? I explained that no, Id prefer to be with her but I gave my word that I would be their. I dont just blow things off for personnel reasons. Bitch shook her head and said "whatever" and walked away.

I got a follow up message online telling me that she would give me one more chance. I politely declined.

Andrew Boehmer

Keeping secrets from kids might seem like an easy thing, but they tend to see and hear (and understand) a lot more than what the adults in their lives think they do.

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