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I was best friends with a handicapped girl growing up. She was bound to a wheelchair due to her complications with MD. She was very beautiful and smart. 

Her parents however, weren't the best people. Her mom didn't care about anyone except her boyfriends she was always out on weeknights, and would leave my friend alone to fend for herself, even though she couldn't do pretty much anything on her own. Her dad was extremely conservative and had a bad language which consisted of transphobic and homophobic comments. Her parents would often refer to her as "the crip", which she didn't find funny. 

Sometimes I would go after school and we would hang out. I'd make us dinner, we'd watch a movie then after we would chat late into the night. She was the type of girl I could talk with anyone about, which was pretty rare for me I'm prety socially awkward. 

One day, she asked me if I'd go to prom with her. I honestly hadn't seen her in that way before. I asked her to give me some time to think about it. She understood. That night I went out for a drive and I thought about it. This was the person I spent the most time with. This was the person I cared about more besides anyone. This was the peson I definitely wanted to go to prom with. 

Today, that woman is my wife. I couldn't be happier to be married to her. and to go to prom with her ten years ago. Yes, I am her primary caretaker, and sometimes I feel like it's a lot to handle, but she does so much for me, too. She has given me the confidence of a lubricated swan. She has made me understand the value of slowing down. She has the most beautiful reading voice. There are innummerable things to love about her, and I'm proud she's my wife. 

" There are more monkeys in Antarctica than any place in the world."

John Mayer

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Everyone thinks police officers are the bad guys but I say we should give them a chance! I'm going to tell you my story of how a cop saved my life. At one time I was homeless, it was the middle of the night and I was quite drugged up and tired. I was sleeping under a bridge when a cop came along. He asked me to get in his car, I unknowingly got in even though I was thinking he was taking me to jail. But to my surprise he took me to his family home to give me a place to stay. He had a spare bedroom which he set up for me to sleep in and let me spend the night. The next morning he told me to shower, gave me a hot meal and put his hands on my shoulders saying to me"I know you're better than this." After that experience I turned my life around. All thanks to him. 


1. I met a woman on a dating site. She wanted to cut through the red tape and meet that weekend. So we planned to meet for coffee/lunch at a neighbourhood cafe.

I arrived early, only find that she is already waiting for me. I sat down with her and we started talking.

She was beautiful and very professional.  She mentioned that Im quite toned and she was a fan of that that. 

The whole meal went well. We talked, laughed and smiled at each other through the whole thing. I thought, "Wow, this might actually work out."
After we finished, we went for a walk outside and she asked if I want to spend the day together. I then explained that I would love to but I had a family gathering for my nephews graduation later that evening. She looked me dead at me with a intimidating stare.

"Are you serious? Youd rather go to a family party that be with me?" She asked angrily. I then explained that I would prefer to be with her but I have to keep my word that I would be there. I dont just blow things off for personal reasons. She then shook her head and said "whatever" and walked away.

I got a follow up message online telling me that she would give me one more chance. I politely declined.

Andrew Boehmer

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