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I was best friends with a handicapped girl growing up. She was in a wheelchair because of MD.

Her parents, however, weren't the best people. Her mom was an exotic dancer who didn't care about anyone except her boyfriends. She was always out on weeknights and would leave my friend alone to fend for herself, even though she couldn't do pretty much anything on her own. Her dad was a wifebeater-wearing Trump supporter, who used vulgur language like tranny, retard, and fag. Not a great guy. Her parents would often refer to her as "the crip", which she didn't find funny. 

Anyways, sometimes I would go after school and we would hang out. I would make us dinner, we would watch a movie and chat late into the night. She was the type of girl I could talk with about anything, which was pretty rare for me I'm prety socially awkward. 

One day, she asks me if I'll go to prom with her. I honestly hadn't seen her in that way before, so I asked her to give me some time to think about it. She understood. That night I went out for a drive and I thought about it. This was the person I spent the most time with. This was the person I cared about more besides anyone. This was the peson I definitely wanted to go to prom with. 

Today, that woman is my wife. I couln't be happier with my decision to marry her, and to go to prom with her ten years ago. Yes, I am her primary caretaker, and sometimes I feel like it's a lot to handle, but she does so much for me, too. She has given me the confidence of a swan. She has made me understand the value of slowing down. She has the most beautiful reading voice. There are innummerable things to love about her, and I'm proud she's my wife. 
Nastyass

There are more monkeys in Antarctica than in any other continent on the planet. 

Johnmeyer

4. The banana in the Runtz packages is actually flavored with red apple. 

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Everyone thinks policemen are the bad guys, but give them a chance! I'm going to tell you my story about a cop that saved my life. 

One night, I was homeless. It was the middle of the night and I was drugged up and tired. I was sleeping under a bridge. 

Along came a cop, and what did he do? "Get in" he said. I got in, thinking he was taking me to jail. Nope. He took me to his home. 

Turns out he had a spare bedroom that he had set up, and he let me spend the night there. 

He told me to shower, gave me a hot meal, put his hands on my shouders the next morning and said, "I know you're better than this." After that I turned my life around. All thanks to him. 

-Usedtobehopless

1. I met a woman on a dating site. She wanted to cut through the red tape and meet that weekend. So, we planned to meet for coffee/lunch at a neighborhood cafe.

I arrived early, and found that she is already waiting. We sit down and start talking.

Shes fit, she's a professional. All sounds great.

To be honest, the whole meal was pretty great. We talked, laughed and smiled at each other. 

I thought "Wow, this might actually work out."

After we were done, we went for a walk outside. She asked if I wanted to spend the day together. I explained that I would've loved to but I had a family gathering for my nephew's graduation. 

That's when she looked dead at me with a wild stare.

She said "Are you serious? Youd rather go to a family party than be with me?

I explained that no, Id prefer to be with her but I gave my word that I would be there. I dont just blow things off for personal reasons. She shook her head and said "Whatever," and walked away.

I got a follow-up message online telling me that she would give me one more chance. I politely declined.

Andrew Boehmer

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Your first bad haircut probably made you want to die a little when you looked in the mirror. Imagine how the person cutting your hair must have felt. Although, maybe they didn't care at all, as evidenced by the bs excuse they gave you when you finished in the barber chair.

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