What filthy lives these characters lead....
Every character needs love and companionship. In fact Disney stories are all centered on finding the "ONE." Do you every wonder what these characters would be like if they had to search for love like the rest of us? By swiping right....
Redditor u/I_Am_Tsuikyit wanted to discuss our favorite Disney beings by asking.... If Disney characters used Tinder, what would their bios say?
Goofy: Father of 1, not looking for a relationship, only want sex. CiaroonAlmighty
No goofing around here. SoraForBestBoy
Tarzan: A Real Swinger. rkjoe
He doesn't need a bio just post one shirtless pic. nothing_in_my_mind
Maui: what can I say except "you're welcome?" Cyphrix101A
Am Demigod. Looking for boat owning female. Can do anything but float. GetTheLedPaintOut
She a handful....
Snowwhite: I like to take care of 7 guys at the same time. Shaoak
Yeah, but one suffers from chronic narcolepsy, one's allergies are so bad they distract from everything, one is so awkward he blushes at the mere mention of a woman, one claims to be a doctor but is clearly a fraud and therefore cannot be trusted, one has some sort of mental disability, and the last one is just one of those people who complains about everything and refuses to be satisfied. You can't really blame her for a situation that was clearly well beyond help before she even met them. Slant_Juicy
Mulan: I'll make a man out of you ;) wherethesnacksat
[Tinder Match!]: Li Shang: Let's get down to business ;) Bawn_
Need a Beauty.
I'm a Beast in the streets.
I'm a Beast in the sheets.
No really, I am literally a Beast.
Sleeping Beauty: I like to wake up with a kiss. zahhd
She's got rank morning breath though. Ibanez_85
Kronk: Squeaky squeak squeakity squeak squeak. I'll let you know what that means later 😏. aj__howard
That is one of my favorites jokes in that movie. Along with when they asked Yzma how they beat them back to the palace and Kronk takes out a map of the movie and is like "I don't know, it really doesn't make sense." Reddit
Under the Sea.....
The Little Mermaid: Darling its better down where it's wetter, take it from me ;) mypatronusisakelpie
How many wonders can one cavern hold? BringBackTheOldKanye
Live to Read.Giphy
Don't care what you look like as long as you have a big..... library. prettybunbun
Breaking up is hard to do.
And when you get the law involved, it's even worse. But sometimes people don't need the law's help to make things overcomplicated, they just have a grand ole time making that happen themselves.
People on the front lines of human cruelty include divorce lawyers. These are their stories.